- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's the difference between a duck?

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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