- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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