- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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