Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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i hate non minorities!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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