- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Gay rights.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Poker face

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

school homewrok

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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