- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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