- Anti Joke

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

9/11 my birthday

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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