- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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