- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

I like school Said no one ever.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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