Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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