- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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