A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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