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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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