What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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What's up? Your time.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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