Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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womans having rights.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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YOU

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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