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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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