There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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