Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Golf.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Hello.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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