what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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