- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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