George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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