- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What is white and black and red all over.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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