What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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