- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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