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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

João Duarte reads this.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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