- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Obama

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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