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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A muslim paints Mohammed

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

ure mama's so fat

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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