- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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