What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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