- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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