- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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