What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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star wars kid

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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