- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My spelling is horrible

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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