- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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