Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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