You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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