What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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