knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Peas

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

You idiot.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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