- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A baby seal walks into a club.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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