- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

guess what>? your mum lol

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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