A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

thumb_up thumb_down -6

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You should read the Terms of Service.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what kind of dog can tiptoe

thumb_up thumb_down -6

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops