What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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