- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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