Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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