A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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