Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Anti Joke

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