Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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cory is gay

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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