Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Life

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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go F*** yourself

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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