an american walks out of a strip club.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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