- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

women's rights.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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