- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

dat shoe shine tho

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Skinny people fart less.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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