An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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