a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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