- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Your girlfriend.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A storm be brewin!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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