- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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