YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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