Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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aodhan hearty

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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