- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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