ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Matthew Wyckoff

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Your girlfriend.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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