once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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