- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

sky silverstein

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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