What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Women's rights.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Mahmy

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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