- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

XD Jackass.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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