- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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