Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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