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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Want to hear a joke? No.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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