- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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