- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

whats 2+2? 4

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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