Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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