a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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