- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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