- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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