- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Male leadership.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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