What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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