Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Jovan

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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