His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Guess what? You guessed it.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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