what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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