- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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