what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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