Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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