- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What does two plus two equal? 4

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Death by kayak

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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