What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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