- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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