- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Please ignore this statement.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Whats 1+1? window!

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why didn't he finish his

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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