- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

your face is kinda funny

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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