What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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p lkl

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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