- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

I was watching Fox news.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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