What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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