- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

my egg roll

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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