How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

how much fish could a chicken

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Whats cold and frozen? ice

nolan is gay

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Title IX

A Serbian Film

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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