A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Gus's mom

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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