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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Detroit has a low crime rate

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Black people in Camden NJ.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

It's all Taggart

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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