A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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drugs.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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