A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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