Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses are red.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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