Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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