Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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