- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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