A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Golf.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Jordan is pregant

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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