How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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