Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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9/11

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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