Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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