How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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