What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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