Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What do we call Osama? Osama

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

like if your cool

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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