A dancer walks into a barre

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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