- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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