- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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