- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

i killed my family

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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