- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

I C U P White stuff

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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