- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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