Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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