- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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