Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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