- Anti Joke

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Who is John Galt?

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile