- Anti Joke

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects