Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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