Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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