- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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