- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Will nearis is here! Get it

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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