- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

13 =B you just learned something

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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