- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Japan

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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