- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A Chinese man fails a math test

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Your mom went to college

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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