- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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