- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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