PENIS lol

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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João Duarte reads this.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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