What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Andoni was here

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A Mormon walks into a bar

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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