What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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