- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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