- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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