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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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