Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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