- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A bar walks into a man

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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