- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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