What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Caolan and Eamon

A gay man watches football.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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