How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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poopy is poopy

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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