what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Your mums a potato

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