Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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