- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either