- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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