- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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