Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Justin Bieber.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Fat? Jesse Z

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

womens rights.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

XD Jackass.

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