Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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