What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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