Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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