- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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