- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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