- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

How do you end a sentence

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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