- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

XD Jackass.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

I'm Polish.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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