- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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