- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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