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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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