- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

LeBron in the fourth quarter

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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