- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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