- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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