- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.