- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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