What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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