- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock. Come in.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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