- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Homo say what?

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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