How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Turkey Balls

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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