"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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