Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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