What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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