- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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