What do you call an arab ?

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Kameron Brown is gay.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why are white people white? I don't know

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

An anti-joke

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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