- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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