- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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