Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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