- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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