What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

why was kade sad? he shit himself

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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