why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

like this if you think what ever you want to..

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

thumb_up thumb_down -16

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

thumb_up thumb_down -16

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops