- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

black chicken. kfc

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

I am a mime

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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