- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Guest what in the butt

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

My dad

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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