- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Wait! hundred billions!

i keep getting thumbs down...

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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