- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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