- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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