Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for them. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed next to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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