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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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