- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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