- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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