- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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