- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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