- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Communism hehe xd

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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